Random guy at a bar starts chatting me up. Tells me all about his living arrangements, relocation drama, & work. Tells me how German laws are very lenient around manslaughter. How did we get to this topic, you ask? “Well, in Germany you can rape children and only be put on probation.” Really? “I’ll give you an example. A friend of mine who is involved with the Russian mob, was chasing a guy down to beat him with a bat. The victim is naturally running away, but gets hit by a car and becomes paralyzed for life. My friend served no sentence in prison. He was just put on probation.”
“Wow. Any other secrets you want to tell me about?”
“Yes. I have a bucket list.”
“Oh yeah? It doesn’t involve maiming anyone does it?”
“No. I’d like to have sex with a Brazilian women [meaning me].” So, if you can let me know within the next half hour if that can happen. I’m staying in this hotel.”
“Looks like you’ll be masturbating to the idea, then.”
“You mean you would turn down good sex?”
“Good bye!”
I told you this ridiculous story to tell you this. After telling me about his own shady run ins with the law, that he has taken every drug known to man, and that he had a recipe for crystal meth on him; he thought it was gonna get him laid? Oh and that he is good sex, according to him. People: Am I crazy?
Haha, you’ve got some great stories. I’m enjoying them very much 🙂
Glad you’re enjoying them, Eva! I tell ya, it wasn’t easy living through it and getting to the point where I could just laugh at it all. Thanks for reading and commenting!
Haha… if only they knew how entertaining they are; you have to laugh or you will cry 🙂
Or, in this case, punch him in the face 🙂
Nahh, you’re not crazy… alguns homens, o da história com certeza, tem probleminhas…
Thanks so much for your compliment and support! Looking forward to your future comments 🙂
Thanks for reassuring me that I’m not crazy! Appreciate that you even let me know in Portuguese that some men may have issues! I still laugh & wonder what possessed him to tell me even half of what he did! Sinceramente, coisa incrivel! Axave que ia te sorte? Ninguem merece!
Hahahahaha! This is great. Hysterical.
Your blog is awesome, funny and insightful. Keep blogging!
Life is good.
Thank you so much for your compliments & encouraging words! Glad you found it funny 😉 We have to laugh at the ridiculousness of people!
i am sorry you had to endure the whole story , but that was funny .
Thanks Meghan!!! Glad we can all have a good laugh about it, now!! At the time I wanted to punch him in the face!! lol
Whoa. What a creep… that gave you an awesome story to share. Life is stranger than fiction, indeed! Emily
Thanks Emily! It truly is! But somehow living it doesn’t make it better 🙂 Glad you enjoyed it! But, seriously who does that?!?!?
No you’re not wrong but I’m sure a lot of guys will be masturbatory after reading this. I know I will be cause brazillian women are sexy and erotic as hell
Thanks for your feedback! I really appreciate it! Didn’t think my article was going to have that effect. Good to know!
No you are very wise.
Thanks so much! I appreciate your kind words! Hope you are having a great weekend!
Hahah! That’s true! He’s already revealing his ‘secret life’, why would any lady be attracted to that? Not sure why some men don’t get this,but revealing their shady side is quite a turn off to most women! (I’m not sure if there’s any ladies who’s turned on my that,though!) Plus……he sounds like an abuser too! 😀
Right?!?!?! Thanks so much for agreeing that I’m not crazy, Tina! You know when people tell you they feel like they are in the Twilight Zone? I felt like I was in a cartoon and circus at the same time!!! What’s coming out of the clown car next?
I do appreciate that some women like the edginess and that’s exciting to them. I’m not one of them 🙂
Yeah! Though I haven’t met any girl friends who would…you know get excited to hear all of that, but that’s plain madness! Don’t think you’re crazy, I would’ve even reacted the same way! A huuugee wave and so long dude! Hahahah…..
🙂 I wanted to punch him in the face before exiting, though! hahaahahah
Okay, this dude qualifies for a revised title “You’re Just a Narcissistic Dumbass”. hahaha.
lol thanks photogwriter! What a great idea! Thanks for stopping by and for making me laugh about the whole thing! You are awesome!
These stories bring back so many memories!!!! miss you!!!
LOL We do have so many!!! Miss you too Tarolla 🙂 Let’s get together soon!
Tooudhcwn! That’s a really cool way of putting it!
Lol thanks so much, Dorie! I appreciate your support, girl!